This site was last updated November 3, 2004. 

A serious note, then we'll get back to the silliness: Everything here is copyright © 1997 or later by Brett Hainley except those items attributed to other authors in which case they hold the copyright. Printed with permission. Nothing on this site may be reproduced in whole or in part without the author's express consent.

 

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The characters, places and events herein depicted are fictional or at least wildly inaccurate, and any resemblance to any actual person or event, real or imagined, is purely coincidental. If you've read and understood the previous sentence, and still have a problem, I suggest you look up "humor" in the dictionary.

My Stuff

Barefoot in the Park—reprints of the column I used to write for the Fondren Park Park Bench

The History of the World

A series of columns lampooning the history of the world (wow that's original).  Now with Bonus Teachers' Edition Answer Key!!

June 1990

Cats and Snakes

April 1991

Diet and Exercise

February 1992

The New Yankee Woodshop of ...yatta yatta...Norm Abrams spoof

September 1992

Family Values

June 1993

Loyalties

October 1993

Fire Safety

Prose—Short stories, essays that kind of thing

NaNoWriMo

Projects for National Novel Writing Month

The Book of the Trip

Really a library on its own.  Journals of the road trips my wife and I go on.

Signposts

A Fable.

Poetry—Figure it out

The Fatal Flaw

A Demon in Doubt of Unexpected Happiness

Sellers of Shame

Sellers of Shame, Revisited