{"id":533,"date":"2017-12-31T17:52:55","date_gmt":"2017-12-31T23:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/?p=533"},"modified":"2021-03-25T18:08:32","modified_gmt":"2021-03-25T23:08:32","slug":"renters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/?p=533","title":{"rendered":"Renters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Brett Hainley<\/p>\n<p>Greg King sat at the back of the Home Owners Association meeting. He wouldn\u2019t be there at all, except that his friend, Eunice Waller had called him asking him to sit in, so they\u2019d have a quorum. Greg had given up on the Yaupon Lakes Community Association long ago, and had no plans of bothering, now.<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, Yaupon Lakes was not insane like some of the subdivisions where his friends lived. Deed Restrictions were modest, and mostly agreed with city ordinances on the subject of home care and responsibility. This had more to do with the vision of the developer, fifty years ago than the current board, but still, it was nice to be allowed the liberty of planting his yard the way he wanted and not according to some \u201cperfect plan\u201d developed by an angry retiree whose life centered on his neighbors\u2019 faults.<\/p>\n<p>Eunice sat down next to Greg as Albert Parks called the meeting to order. She was a handsome black woman dressed in conservative style. She owned a small, successful string of salons, and Greg often wondered why she didn\u2019t live in a better neighborhood. Yaupon Lakes was nice, and the retention pond that served as their \u201clake\u201d was well-maintained and beautiful, especially since the land around it had been deeded to the city as a park, but urban encroachment had been seeping into the neighborhood for a while, and the surrounding district did not reflect Yaupon\u2019s family-friendly atmosphere.<\/p>\n<p>Al read announcements and called for a reading of the minutes. He sounded like a fifth grader forced to read the morning roll call at school. Greg raised his hand. \u201cMove to adopt without reading,\u201d he said when Albert called on him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan we do that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, um, do I have a second?\u201d Five people in the crowd said, \u201cSecond.\u201d The motion was unanimously carried. Greg sighed happily that he wouldn\u2019t have to waste ten minutes listening to Arbor Johnson, the secretary, struggle through the small-typed minutes prepared by the management company.<\/p>\n<p>Eunice leaned into him. \u201cYou were always better at this. You should be up there.\u201d Greg smiled gratefully at her and shrugged. He had been up there for three years. During that time, he had beaten a budget shortfall into submission and raised community activity in the Association, but he\u2019d had to fight uphill all the way. An organized group, mostly original residents, opposed every action he\u2019d attempted and tried to impose rules and practices that Greg found repugnant. When they\u2019d forced through a payment policy that seemed more about punishing people for hard luck than it was about the financial health of the Association, Greg had resigned. He walked out of the meeting and never looked back.<\/p>\n<p>Until Eunice called. She had asked him why he\u2019d resigned back in the day, and when he told her he was tired, she had respected that. It would have been rude of him not to do her this little favor.<br \/>\nJohn Sharp, who was in charge of Deed Restrictions Enforcement, was going on and on about \u201crenters\u201d. There was something odd in his tone when he said the word that caught Greg\u2019s ear. He leaned over to Eunice.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoes he mean \u201cminorities\u201d?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe means \u201cblacks\u201d,\u201d she said, her voice tight, \u201cbut I\u2019m sure he\u2019s thinking \u201cblacks\u201d.\u201d When John moved on to a tirade about certain residents painting their brick in bright pastels, she leaned back to Greg. \u201cHe may also mean \u201cwetbacks\u201d.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Greg shook his head and wondered how his neighbors had regressed so far. Had they always been this racist? He remembered an event during his own tenure where he had heard Arbor talking to a woman who wanted to volunteer. Arbor had sounded like she was talking the young woman out of the idea without actually telling her she wasn\u2019t welcome. Greg thought, at the time, it had been just because the woman was so young, but she had been of East Asian descent, and now he wondered if that had been a factor. He was thinking <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sofi.com\/home-loan-help-center\/\">how to buy a house<\/a> from the home owners association that he was involved in.<\/p>\n<p>Louise Fletcher, who always added, \u201cnot that one,\u201d when she introduced herself, as if anyone would confuse the mousey little brunette with Nurse Ratched, was reading off the slate of nominees. This was why a quorum was needed. Nineteen residents had to be in attendance for the nominations to next year\u2019s board to be valid. Greg noted two open At-Large positions, and silently noted that they\u2019d managed to alienate that many people.<\/p>\n<p>Al called for nominations from the floor, and Eunice stood up. \u201cI nominate Greg King for President!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can only make floor nominations for the two open At-Large positions,\u201d Al corrected her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d Greg heard himself say.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAny position on the Board is subject to floor nomination.\u201d He caught Al\u2019s eye. \u201cRead your by-laws.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Al looked for support to the representative of the management company. She shrugged and nodded. \u201cAll right,\u201d he surrendered, glaring at Greg, \u201cGreg King for President. Is there a second?\u201d A surprising number of voices were raised to second the nomination. Al said something else.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSorry?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoes the nominee assent?\u201d Al said, sounding like he was reading from a foreign language phrasebook.<\/p>\n<p>Greg considered it for a moment. Did he really want to be dragged back into this mess? Did he have a right not to do what he could? He sighed. \u201cYeah. Okay. Sure.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The meeting was adjourned soon after. Greg bit his tongue and didn\u2019t inform Al that he just needed a second for adjournment, not a vote. Outside, he lit a cigarette and stood talking to Eunice for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI hope you didn\u2019t mind,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMind?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen I nominated you. I was afraid you might think I tricked you into coming just for that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s fine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood. I\u2019ll see you next month for the vote.\u201d Greg had the oddest feeling she had something up her sleeve.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, bye.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>More people filtered out, on the way to their cars. Some stopped and congratulated him, shaking his hand. \u201cI haven\u2019t won yet,\u201d he\u2019d say, distractedly. He was trying to focus on a thing he heard. It was small and high, jus on the edge of hearing. Greg tried to locate the source.<\/p>\n<p>Al came out with his wife, and they both started to berate him for \u201ccalling them out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Greg said, \u201cExcuse me,\u201d and walked past them to the hedge that grew next to the community building. He lay down on his stomach so he could see the little kitten, just barely weaned, sitting alone in the hedge and whining piteously. \u201cHey there stranger,\u201d he said. \u201cWould you like to come home with me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The kitten strolled out of its hiding place and walked right up to Greg, as if it had been waiting for his invitation. Greg stood, stroking the kitten\u2019s forehead with one finger. He waved to the Parkses, and walked home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Brett Hainley Greg King sat at the back of the Home Owners Association meeting. He wouldn\u2019t be there at all, except that his friend, Eunice Waller had called him asking him to sit in, so they\u2019d have a quorum. 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