{"id":135,"date":"2013-09-06T00:01:39","date_gmt":"2013-09-06T05:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/?p=135"},"modified":"2013-09-04T12:28:26","modified_gmt":"2013-09-04T17:28:26","slug":"casual-friday-thanks-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"Casual Friday &#8212; Thanks, Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/cncomic\/cn041122.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/cncomic\/comics\/041122.jpg\" width=\"685\" height=\"1083\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This actually happened.\u00a0 I met Bunnyhat in December of 1986.\u00a0 We dated for a while, and in August of 1987, I moved in with her.\u00a0 Two days later, I met her parents.\u00a0 Word to the wise:\u00a0 You should try to foster a relationship with your girlfriend&#8217;s parents <em><strong>before<\/strong><\/em><strong> <\/strong>you shame and dishonor her by living in sin.\u00a0 Not that I believe you fuzzy little muffins are doing anything shameful or sinful.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, late that night, we got called by Bunnyhat&#8217;s mother, who opened the conversation in exactly the way presented above.\u00a0 It turns out that her dad was extremely distressed about our living arrangement.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, we&#8217;ve been married for nearly 25 years, now, and I have a great relationship with Bunnyhat&#8217;s father, based on mutual interests, philosophies, and the fact that he represses the knowledge that I regularly see his daughter naked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This actually happened.\u00a0 I met Bunnyhat in December of 1986.\u00a0 We dated for a while, and in August of 1987, I moved in with her.\u00a0 Two days later, I met her parents.\u00a0 Word to the wise:\u00a0 You should try to foster a relationship with your girlfriend&#8217;s parents before you shame and dishonor her by living [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137,"href":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions\/137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}