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If, like my wife, you’re confused about what’s going on, Diana and Penny are carrying Phil out to Diana’s car. Phil is really drunk and seeing Penny’s breasts pushed up against his cage, he believes he’s died and gone to heaven. I’ve always believed that if you have to explain it, it doesn’t belong on the page.<\/p>\n

Clearly, believing and doing are two completely different things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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