{"id":436,"date":"2015-06-25T09:03:24","date_gmt":"2015-06-25T14:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/?p=436"},"modified":"2015-06-25T09:03:24","modified_gmt":"2015-06-25T14:03:24","slug":"reducto-ad-absurdum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/?p=436","title":{"rendered":"Reducto ad Absurdum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just for grins, I&#8217;ve decided to reduce my thought on the Gun Control argument to a conversation between cavemen.<\/p>\n<p>Boz: Grok! You must give up bow. It dangerous. Crazy-eyes kill all of Bag-of-Cats Clan!<\/p>\n<p>Grok: What that got to do with Grok? Grok not kill no one.<\/p>\n<p>Boz: Grok not need bow. Bow dangerous. Grok give up bow.<\/p>\n<p>Grok: Grok need bow.<\/p>\n<p>Boz: What for Grok need bow?<\/p>\n<p>Grok: For hunt.<\/p>\n<p>Boz: Grok not hunter. Grok till fields. Hard Rock\u00a0Clan do hunting for tribe.<\/p>\n<p>Grok: Bunnies eat crops in field. Grok kill bunnies. Plus Bunnies are delicious.<\/p>\n<p>Boz: Grok not need hunt. Hard Rock Clan hunt.<\/p>\n<p>Grok: Grok need bow for protection.<\/p>\n<p>Boz: Hard Rock Clan protect.<\/p>\n<p>Grok: Hard Rock Clan not in field when Boz till. Big cat come to field to eat bunnies. Him not mind Grok salad for side dish.<\/p>\n<p>Boz: Grok ever see big cat in fields?<\/p>\n<p>Grok: Once. Not in fields. Far away. But seen tracks and big cat poop in field.<\/p>\n<p>Boz: Hard Rock Clan protect field.<\/p>\n<p>Grok: If Hard Rock Clan got all bows, what happen if Hard Rock Clan think Grok Cave nice or Grok Woman? What Grok do then?<\/p>\n<p>Boz: Hard Rock Clan not do that.<\/p>\n<p>Grok: Pointed-Stick Clan of Far-river tribe do exactly that.<\/p>\n<p>Boz: Not the same. Anyway, what you do against whole Hard Rock Clan? You only one.<\/p>\n<p>Grok: You take bows from others?<\/p>\n<p>Boz: Me start with You.<\/p>\n<p>Grok: Then me not only one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just for grins, I&#8217;ve decided to reduce my thought on the Gun Control argument to a conversation between cavemen. Boz: Grok! You must give up bow. It dangerous. Crazy-eyes kill all of Bag-of-Cats Clan! Grok: What that got to do with Grok? Grok not kill no one. Boz: Grok not need bow. Bow dangerous. Grok [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":437,"href":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions\/437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.casualnotice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}